Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Is discipline high on your list of priorities lately, dear Pisces? You are undoubtedly trying to inject some order into your daily life, and your behavior could benefit from some adjustment as well. Whether it concerns food, hygiene or simply the intensity of your daily rhythm, it is possible that you will notice a real improvement today...

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Huhhhhhhhhhhh?  Discipline?  Give me a break.  I can't think of anything that would be more deadly than injecting some order into my daily life.  And whatcha mean my behavior could benefit from adjustment?  My behavior is just fine.  Okay, maybe not when it comes to falling out of trees, but that's a personal behavior that doesn't infringe on the freedoms of others (unless of course they are walking under the tree when I fall).  Blueberries!!! Yes!  That would be a real improvement to notice when it comes to food.  So I must be going to find a ton of blueberries somewhere.  They don't have thorns or thistles like some other berries I could name.  Hygiene?  Hygiene????  I took a swim that really wasn't a bath at all last month.  What's the big deal about hygiene.  It's not like the bear pelt stinks or anything.  Sure it doesn't have a lemon-fresh scent, but what's wrong with natural scent?  And I know you're not talking about my hair.  I guess that leaves the intensity of my daily rhythm.  It'd probably feel a lot better about that if I hadn't broken one of the strings by accident.  It's really hard to have a good rhythm when all your strings aren't connected.  Would I notice it if were a false improvement?

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

It's time, dear Pisces, to gather yourself together. You have a tendency to be all over the place at once. You need to channel your energies into something you really care about. Tell yourself how proud of yourself you could be if you could get this done. Don't give up on yourself and don't change directions on your way. Stay focused!

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Gather myself together???  Are you nutsy, dear horoscope writer?  Why should now be different than any other time?  It's more fun to be in pieces.  It's also harder for a pirate to cleave you to the brisket when you're in various pieces instead of all together.  Yeah, I have "excited puppy syndrome" when it comes to being all over the place at once.  That seems to be the specialty of at least one Lost Boy who gets carried away way too much.  Don't change directions along the way?  Yeah, right.  "Directions" and "lost" really don't go together real well.  Much better to trip over your feet and tumble towards a new destination when you aren't looking.  I do stay focused.  It's just that it's a focus that's unfocused to everyone else.  Uhhh... isn't this supposed to have something to do with the alignment of the stars or planets?  Like because Jupiter is rising in Mars I have to chase my tail or something?

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

It is hard to take action when you don't know which direction to aim at, dear Pisces. Do your best to muddle through the foggy haze that seems to be prevailing today. Don't try to escape from your feelings, nurture them. You will find that deep down you know which way to go. All you need to do is just have faith in yourself and whatever road you decide to take.

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Of course it's hard to take action when you don't know which direction to aim at.  Especially when you're using a bow-and-arrow at the time.  Red let me know that in no uncertain terms after that... event.  Huh, and here I thought the foggy haze was just due to the heat.  Muddle mindedness is something I excel in, so there's nothing new there.  I seem to do a lot of muddling in a lot of different ways.  Feelings.  Yeah.  Sometimes the best thing for us Lost Boys to do is escape from feelings.  It just works out a whole lot better that way.  Same thing with remembering and that pesky static cling thing.  *grin* Naturally I don't know which way I should go.  There's a reason we're called Lost Boys and not Found Boys or Know-Where-We-Are Boys (and not just because it's way too long and Pan would have a fit).  I'm pretty sure the way I choose probably isn't the right way, but so far I've survived most of them.  I have faith in myself.  Sometimes.  It's the others that...  Well there was that bow-and-arrow thing, so I suppose I can understand it.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Your thoughts today are likely to be turned to setting goals for your future, and particularly your career. While you made a lot of progress in your career in recent months, you would like to see even more forward movement. This would be a great day to start thinking up concrete ways to make that happen, dear Pisces. Why not have a brainstorming session with your family? It's likely to yield some great advice.

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Actually Lost Boys don't look towards the future that much.  There are some future things that are good, like swimming hole things, having something other than stew things, and not having a battle scheduled things.  There really aren't any career goals when it comes to being a Lost Boy, except for having fun and maybe being mischievous.  I normally see a lot of forward movement in that direction.  The last time I brainstormed about stuff with the other Lost Boys, the only advice that occurred was that Tigger came up with 921 more rules for tag.  Most of them involved Lost Boys in bear pelts.  I'm not sure I'd want to ask him for concrete ideas.  I'm pretty sure at some point I'd be up to my neck in the stuff waiting for the rest of boys to find some dwarves to get me out of it.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Don't try to force anything or anyone right now, dear Pisces. You will find that the elements of this day are just as stubborn as you are. Whether you want to or not, the planetary configurations today will force you to finally get started turning your dreams into reality. Face it, you have been planning for a long time, but have made little concrete progress. All that is about to change!

Me?  Force anything?  Heaven forbid.  I think my horoscope writer has finally gone off the deep end if they believe I'm going around trying to force things.  Umm, I don't know if trying to force my rump out the trapdoor of Hangman's Tree counts.  I'm not sure that you could say I'm really stubborn either.  Okay, maybe when it comes to friends, but that's about the only thing I'm stubborn about.  Okay, yeah, blueberries too.  I've wanted to do more jogging of late and I suppose if the planetary configuration consists of a shooting star getting ready to drop down on top of me it will start turning my dreams into reality.  I suppose wishing stars might also be a configuration to turn my dreams into reality, but wishing on stars for one's self normally doesn't work real well.  Yeah, I have been planning for a long time, but concrete takes a very long time to set.  I guess the thing to change may be concrete turning into mud?  That could be a good thing indeed.  There's nothing quite like mud to be non-concrete-like.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

A small crisis is still a crisis, isn't it, dear Pisces? Expect one in your personal life today. Since you're not the kind of person who lets issues go unresolved, you won't be able to put off dealing with your problems any longer. Questions abound. Are work and responsibilities shared equally with your partner? Are you each making an equal effort to maintain harmony in your relationship? Know that asking the questions is the first step to answering them.

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Oh my gosh!  This is so accurate!  This morning when I woke up, I discovered that there fleas in the bear pelt.  Of course this was a monumental crisis of very tiny proportions.  The biggest tiniest crisis I have ever had.  Of course this isn't lessened by the fact that there have been fleas in the bear pelt since the fifteenth minute I squeezed into it. (Red told me that was a record for the quickest time too).  I don't let the flea issue go unresolved.  It's resolved that I have fleas, so there.  I've admitted it so I haven't put it off.  Questions abound?  I don't get it.  What sort of questions can one have about fleas?  They bite, they scratch.  Sometimes jumping in mud puddles gets rid of a few.  ????  Uh... I don't know whether work and responsibilities really have anything to do with fleas and I surely don't consider fleas to be a partner.  *scratches head*  I'm pretty sure I'm not making an equal effort to maintain harmony in my relationship with fleas.  Is this some sort of yin-yang karma type thing?  Notice how everyone always tells you the first step, but never step two?  I ask the question, now what?  It's like the first step to a journey type thing.  I took the first step.  When I took the second one I slipped and fell on my rump.  So do I take the first step again or do I go look for blueberries?  It's all very confusing.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

You just can't do everything at once, dear Taurus. How do you expect to recuperate and reduce your stress while at the same time continue to be a superstar performer in every area of your life? Don't pressure yourself to "perform" today. If you do, you are likely to deplete your reserves even further. Take it easy, rest, and relax! You've earned this little break!

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Rats.  Not only can't I do everything at once, but apparently I'm also having an identity crisis as far as the astrological world goes.  Taurus indeed.  Do I really look as big as a sedan?  Also, what's up with this "dear" stuff?  I thought I was the dear one.  *sigh* My eyes have truly been opened and I understand now.  It's Taurus who's the superstar performer.  Oh well.  *sniff*  This explains a lot.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Now that you have gotten a solid grip on your situation, unexpected things may come along that change the rules all over again on you, dear Pisces. It may feel like the chair you just got comfortable in has suddenly been pulled out from under you. Don't get angry; just realize that this is probably a sign that you need to move on. Keep things new and exciting. Share your thoughts and ideas with others.

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I didn't know you could actually get a solid grip on mud, which is what my situation normally is.  As far as the rules changing, everyone knows Lost Boys don't have any rules except for the rule that says there aren't any rules, which isn't really a rule but more of a firm suggestion.  Red is always pulling the chair out from under me.  Even before I get comfortable.  I don't get angry, though.  I usually laugh just as hard as the other guys do because it is pretty funny.  You'd figure I'd learn eventually, and perhaps I have *grin*.  I figure having my rump move two feet towards the ground means I've already moved on.  It didn't say anything about which direction it was supposed to move.  Geeze, one of the reasons I am a Lost Boy is because things are new and exciting.  *sigh* The last time I shared my thoughts, Peter ended up putting pixie dust on the bottom of my paws and I hung upside down for half a day.  My nose got all stuffy and my brain tingled.  Maybe I should share my ideas instead.  Yeah!  I could tell Stumble about this new spice I was told about.  I bet it would work cool in stew.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

You might find yourself in a bit of a jam today, dear Pisces, when one person or situation doesn't work well with what you are thinking, and an other doesn't fit well with what you are feeling. There is a large clash taking place that may be difficult to reconcile - especially if you remain stubborn in your position. The more flexible you are, the better off you will be.

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Finding myself in a jam might be a nice change of pace than finding myself in mud or even thistles.  It would be nice if it was blueberry jam.  Strawberry and peach jams are good too.  While I've found sugar free strawberry and peach, I have yet to run (okay, gallop) across sugar free blueberry jam.  I've found that most people don't work well or fit well with what I'm thinking or feeling.  I've never let it bother me before and I've never been smeared with jam because of it.  Now mud, that's a whole other thing.  I'm pretty sure the clash is me falling on my rump in a mud puddle and yes, dear horoscope writer, I have found that when falling out of trees, it is better to be flexible.  However, with the exception of my belief in Lost Boys, Neverland and Peter Pan and some of the fey things like elves, dwarves, ogres, sprites and pixies, I hardly ever remain stubborn when I can reconcile.  The only other thing that I'll never be flexible about is the way I feel about my friends.  Especially those who do work well or fit well with what I'm thinking or feeling when it comes to the beliefs stated above *grin*.  I don't require all my friends to believe in "faith, trust and pixie dust", but I always know the ones who do are kind of like fellow "Lost Boys" in the "real world".

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Crisis of conscience sums up today's celestial energy, dear Pisces. This moment is auspicious for unveiling any desires, values or ideals that you struggle to hold on to, yet shield you from the truth that you seek. As you become aware of what is "real" and what is not, your energy will be diminished. You will feel most tired during working hours, so try and get extra rest at night.

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I suppose a crisis of conscience is better than a crisis of the faith, although it is the latter I seem to suffer more from than the former.  Sure, Lost Boys have consciences.  It's just that most of the time we don't suffer from them.  I know that Tigger and Cat have pulled innumerable practical jokes on me and haven't had any conscience crises at all.  I don't think I actually seek out a truth, but realize that as I wander along it will find me.  As far as becoming aware of what's real?  There are a lot of real things in the 'real' world, but that doesn't mean that the real things only exist in this realm.  My energy may be diminished, but that's basically trying to keep myself firmly planted on the island with a toe-hold firmly based in the 'real' world.  I think my crisis of faith is simply the crisis of having most of my friends wander away and their non-faith in my Lost Boy-ness.  The loss of them has hit me harder than any pirate's sword or ogre's club but does, once more, seem to validate my belonging to the group of those who have fallen out of their prams and been forgotten.

By the way... things I don't understand.  Commercial on television showing woman driving on road in normal manner with kids in car.  No stunts, no aerial maneuvers or anything like that.  At bottom of screen, "Closed course, professional driver, do not attempt."  Uh, yeah, okay.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

You are feeling very emotional today, dear Pisces, and you need to find an environment that allows your sensitivity to blossom. There is a flame burning inside of you that gives you an incredible mystique. Letting your feelings flow will enhance the power of this flame and charge your aura. Your entourage won't be able to resist your glow.

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Of course I'm feeling emotional today *sob*.  My horoscope is foundering and I know not where to turn for help, advice, or blueberries.  Well, okay, maybe not that last one.  I've let my sensitivity blossom in the past.  Um, not something I think I'll play the trombone over again.  It's good to know that there's a flame burning inside of me.  I felt this flame earlier and downed a whole bottle of Tums because I thought it was heartburn (Tums is a registered trademark of someone and using it in this context is not a challenge to that statement.  Use only as directed).  So my incredible mystique is caused by the fact I'm on fire?  Ohhhh.  I get it *confused look*  I tried to let my feelings flow.  I even sang the song "Feelings" which resulted in Surefoot, Stumble, Leo and Tigger tying me up to a tree.  I think Peter liked the singing though.  He had Tink sprinkle me with pixie dust as a reward.  Or maybe that was just to get me to float away or something.  Naw, that couldn't be.  The last time I tried to charge my aura, my aura was declined.  Something to do with not paying my AuraCharge bill on time or something.  My entourage.  Yeah, right.  Dear horoscope writer I keep telling you that those are simply moths hovering around my nightlight.  Not that I use a nightlight.  Or a teddy bear.  I don't need them.  Lost Boys don't need anything.  Welllll.... Stumble kneads piecrust sometime, but never for blueberry *sigh*

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

You are apt to come up with some new and radical thoughts today, dear Pisces, which you should feel free to share with others. There are opportunities open to you that you should look to grab a hold of. Be aggressive about pressing through with your progressive thoughts. Communication with people who possess somewhat opposing viewpoints to your own will prove to be quite valuable. Take a lesson from the bizarre and outlandish.

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New and radical thoughts, eh?  Why should today be different than any other day?  I always seem to feel free to share with others, much to their chagrin.  Aggressive with progressive.  It provides a moment of goodness when my horoscope writer decides to start rhyming.  Sometimes I think I may be a bit too aggressive, as Leo was nice enough to point out to me.  I worry about that sometimes just 'cause.  *grin* I'm sure that there are zillions of people who have opposing viewpoints to my own.  I'm not sure how valuable communication would be with them, though.  They tend not to believe in the Sidhe and I'm usually too polite (shy, cowardly, falling out of trees) to let them know how crazy that their disbelief is.  I could show them the grinlet under my desk, but of all the people I know, I can think of only one who'd probably be able to see it.  I always take a lesson from the bizarre and outlandish.  It usually happens around 5:20 a.m. every weekday morning when I catch the first glimpse of myself in the mirror.  Scary days my friend, scary days indeed!

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Be a little braver than you normally are today, dear Pisces. Take some risks and show others that you have the strength to accomplish anything. There is a lively, anxious feeling to the day that could make you quite restless. This energy is encouraging you to get up and get going. Initiate something yourself instead of sitting back and waiting for someone else to take the lead. Don't be afraid of failing. You will never succeed if you don't even try.

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Ha!  Simply not being afraid of my shadow would accomplish that feat!  Strength?  Everyone knows I'm the strongest Lost Boy.  Well until Ursa came along.  But I'm the second strongest.  I don't know what that has to do with risks though.  For me climbing a tree is a risk, even though I know I'm going to come down head first, I'm never quite sure how many branches I'm going to hit on my way down.  It's risky for the other Lost Boys too if they're standing beneath the shadow that I'm scared of when I'm in free fall.  Ah hah!  I knew there was a real reason for my lively, anxious feeling today.  And for being restless.  I even mentioned it, but Reynard said it was probably fleas and Tigger tried to blame it on gas.  I guess they'll be apologizing when I show them this.  Why do I have a feeling that initiating a roll through a mud puddle wasn't what is meant here?  I didn't sit back, either.  I stomped right through it and led Tigger, Leo, and Cat through it as well.  Naw.  I'm not afraid of failing.  It doesn't have a shadow either.  I'm much more afraid of dancing than failing.  Dancing has that weird movement thing that goes with it and you're never quite sure where to put your clumsy paws next.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

You really know how to seduce, dear Pisces. There is a spark inside of you that you spread naturally to those around you. You have a big reservoir of sensitivity and emotions that could become enlarged today. You could therefore meet and charm new people! Don't forget to recharge your batteries in order to keep your feelings intact for the days to come.

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*bursting out laughing hysterically*  Oh yeah, I always knew that.  There's nothing quite as seductive as a chubby Lost Boy in a bear pelt carrying a club and afraid that if he looks over his shoulder he'll see his shadow (which means, incidentally, there will be three more weeks of winter for those in the Seattle metro area).  And what's up with, "You really know how to seduce,"?  Is that some sort of technical metaphysical observation & description?  I really don't expect "you really know how to..." from a highly technical and professional forum such as the horoscope guild.  Okay, maybe I'll agree with the spark and yeah there are times my emotions run rampant (c'mon, what do you expect from someone who gets a bit teary when the Afterschool Special hits a dramatic portion).  Enlarged might be a problem though.  So I can charm people when my sensitivity and emotions are enlarged, but not when they're normal... whatever normal may mean.  I'm still working on that.  Ahhhh... recharge my batteries.  These must be my psychic batteries since I don't get good results when I stick my tongue in an electrical outlet.  It does tend to kill off most of the fleas in my pelt, but it does have that unfortunate side effect of making it look like I have "morning hair".  No, wait, that's normal.  Uh... it makes my mouth burn?  No, that's stew and waybread.  *ponder*  I know it does something bad.  It's not curling my toes.  It doesn't cause my ears to flap.  I dunno.  What were we talking about?  Oh, yeah.  They probably mean faith, trust and pixie dust.  They recharge my batteries in most circumstances.  They have an unfortunate side effect, though.  They make me ramble and babble when writing.  Perhaps that's a sign of something.  Maybe not.  Maybe I'd better stop writing now and recharge through the miracle of sleep.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Unexpected events may be cropping up and poking you in the side, dear Pisces. You may get the feeling that there are thorns cropping up out of nowhere whose sole purpose is just to annoy you. Try to maintain a stable attitude and think about incorporating aspects of the unconventional into your daily routine. Your emotions may be feeling a bit disrupted today by the crazy whirlwind of activity. Don't get frustrated over that which you cannot control.

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That must be that stabbing feeling I'm experiencing.  At least it's better in the side than in the back.  Wow, thorns cropping up just to annoy me?  I should feel honored that they would take the trouble to do that.  I wonder if they're going to be rose thorns or the sort you get from blackberry bushes.  My attitude is always stable.  Granted my definition is a bit different than anyone else's.  I incorporate so much of the unconventional into my daily routine that it's conventional.  Does that mean that to add the unconventional into my daily routine, I should add what everyone else says is conventional??  And what if my daily routine is anything but routine?  My emotions seem to be disrupted a fair amount, but I don't think it's because of a crazy whirlwind of activity.  Although, turning on the huge fan in front of that massive pile of paperwork did create a crazy whirlwind.  Yeah, well... too late for that last bit of advice.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

You may find that people are likely to challenge your mental process today, dear Pisces. Don't be surprised if they seem to be butting heads with your ideas left and right. Your heart may be especially tender, and any sort of belligerent dispute could hit deep within you. On the other hand, you can use your deep-seated sensitivity to calm a situation that needs to be remedied.

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Wait a second.  In order to have people challenge my mental process, don't I have to have a mental process?  I don't think there will be any challenges today, thank you very much.  As long as they're butting heads with my ideas and not with me, I think I can handle it.  I guess I should have been suspicious of the mountain goat that kept staring at me with his horns lowered.  But, being without mental processes, there was nothing for it to butt heads with.  So there!  Nyahh.  A tender heart?  Pshaw.  Nothing upsets me.  Well, almost nothing, and it sure isn't belligerent disputes that hit deep inside me.  I have other stuff that does that.  Now when you say the "other hand", does that mean my left or my right hand?  It definitely makes a difference to my deep-seated sensitivity.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

You tend to get quite emotional about things, even though you don't always show it prominently to the outside world, dear Pisces. The difference today is that more people are likely to be acting out their emotions in an open manner, so you in turn might feel safer about exposing your true feelings to the people around you. Have faith that you will find friends who share similar opinions on this day.

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Wow, me getting emotional.  I'd have never thought that about myself in my highly emotionally charged state I'm obviously in.  Okay, you've got me on the not showing it prominently to the outside world.  I'm sure it's some sort of character flaw.  People are likely to be acting out their emotions in an open manner, eh?  I thought you said today would have a difference.  As for the feeling safer in numbers, I don't think so.  Would you really want a crowd of muddle headed Lost Boys wandering around?  Faith in friends is a good thing I guess, even if they don't share your opinions.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Issues of love and romance should be going well for you, dear Pisces, and you will find that regardless of where you are in your relationships, you are right where you need to be. There is an element of fantasy at work today that is making you much more susceptible to romantic dreams and ideas. The good news is that you have the power to put these dreams into motion. Manifest your wildest fantasies with a loved one tonight.

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You know, it's funny.  I always knew I had issues.  Big issues.  Huge issues.  Issues that can't be solved in a single minute.  Never did I realize that they were issues of love and romance though.  *scratching head*  Fancy that.  I see, so wherever I go, there I am?  Sounds a bit phony, but I suppose the stars know what they are talking about.  There was an element of fantasy at work today.  It consisted of me getting all my work done and leaving not dreading the morrow.  Definitely fantasy... well, perhaps more science fiction.  None of it made me more susceptible to romantic dreams and ideas though.  As much as I may sometimes like Windows XP, I really don't fantasize about it.  I'm sorry Bill.  I should have the power to do anything.  You should see my electric bill.  Obviously Puget Power thinks I have the power to do anything, including printing money apparently.  I don't understand the last sentence at all.  The only loved one I have with me at the moment is a stuffed Eeyore.  My wildest fantasy is to fly through benefit of pixie dust (I don't even want to know what you thought I was going to say).  So the stars think tonight is the right time to grab Eeyore, go to the Tacoma Narrows bridge and jump???  I like stars, they've helped a lot of wishes for my friends come true, but I don't think I want to jump off a bridge because they think it's a good idea.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Today you might find yourself feeling a little low, dear Pisces, though it doesn't seem as if there's any real reason for it. You may just have had a bad night and need some extra sleep. Some good news from far away could cheer you up in the afternoon, and you might receive an invitation to go out to dinner with a close friend. By evening you should be feeling your old self again. 

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This is so perceptive!  I was finding myself a little low. Actually more than a little low.  There didn't seem to be any real reason for it, as mentioned, until I discovered that if you press that silly lever on the bottom of the chair, the whole thing will sink.  I thought it had something to do with fitting in a bear pelt again, so I'm glad that's all cleared up.  Wow!  Maybe that's the good news.  Nope, wait.  It wasn't from far away.  Although the chair was made in China which is far away from where I am.  Maybe it really is coming true.  Alas, no one invited me to go to dinner last night.  It was sad, especially after I spent hours currying the bear pelt for just such an occurrence.  It's going to take me hours to get all this dried mud back into it now.  *sigh*  My old self again?  Hey, wait a second.  You said I was going to get news to cheer me up??  Then you say I'm going to feel like my old self again?  What sort of rip off is this.  Next thing you know, it's going to say I will find an overflowing treasure chest and it will be full of waybread or something.

Pisces

February 18 - March 19

Use the power of the word as an artistic medium to express yourself, dear Pisces. You have a magic with words that often goes unrecognized. Your sensual nature is poetic and you shouldn't deprive others of this talent, so show it off to the world. Perhaps you are moved to write a love poem to a close partner who means the world to you. As trite as this may sound, it is actually very romantic.

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Whoa!  Using words to express myself.  I'd never thought of that.  Thank goodness for this highly informative horoscope to provide me with such astounding insights to myself.  Magic?  Of course.  That's what half of being a Lost Boy is all about.  Okay, maybe a quarter, but it's still involved.  Uh, my sensual nature?  Where?  Where?  I'm pretty sure it isn't poetic unless being able to rhyme 'cat' and 'mat' counts as being wildly successful in the poetry world.  Poetry and I don't really get along too well.  Personally I think poetry is dismayed by the state of the bear pelt most times.  Perhaps I am not moved to write a poem at all.  No doubt that would result in retaining more of my friends than if I started stringing together words that sort of rhymed.  Trite?  I don't think it sounds at all trite.  Totally wrong, yes.  Trite, naw.